So I’ve wanted to write for a while about the many fabulous things a couple can do in the bedroom with a small penis and a lot of creativity. I’ve held off on the topic, despite hearing so many men and women complain about this issue, because I don’t want my boyfriend to think I’m talking about him! But that’s crazy.
There needs to be open discussion on this because, frankly, I’m over the whole small penis phobia this culture has; men are ashamed if they don’t feel they measure up and women think they can’t climax with Ron Jeremy inside them (ew, I just accidentally made us all think about sexing Ron Jeremy. I apologize). In reality, men of any size are just as capable of getting you off as anyone else. The trick, like finding the perfect jeans, is to know what you’re working with and how to accentuate it properly.
Here are a few tried and true positions sure to light your fire…even if you’re trying to start it with a tiny matchstick:
Doggy
Ahh, a classic. Never goes out of style. Remember that scene is “Knocked Up” when Katherine Heigl’s character freaks out because Seth Rogan wants to hit it from behind? She’s all offended and stuff. I never understood that scene and silently cursed whoever wrote it because I, for one, do not want the rumor proliferated that women don’t like this position. Because most of us do. And why not? It feels amazing and can be particularly useful if your main honey isn’t exactly packin’ the most man meat at the picnic.
Cowgirl
I think if there’s one position that most girls (hopefully) know by now is a winner in the small penis competition, it’s this one. Actually, this is a winner at any size. By putting yourself squarely atop your man bits, you’ll get the full effect of what he’s got to offer. Not to mention, you’ll look incredibly sexy on top of him and he’s got oh-so-convenient clitoral access. Ride ‘em, girl!
The Big V
This one works as follows: start in normal missionary. Then have your man lift up your legs by your ankles until they’re high and spread into a V-shape on their side of his head. From here, the angle is insanely orgasmic, with a man tool of any caliber. This one might require a little stretching if you’re not the most limber of ladies, but believe me it’s worth it. If the angle is too much for your legs, of your honey needs to hold onto the wall for leverage or balance, just hang your legs over his shoulder…less strain on both on you and doesn’t sacrifice any sensation.
The Snake
Ahem. Read and repeat: men, have your gal lay face down with her legs together. Straddle her legs and, separating her things only as much as you absolutely need to, enter her from behind. The fabulous thing about this position is the contact and the versatility; the closed thighs mean no bit of feeling goes unappreciated and your ability to their sit up high atop your partner or lay down against her back for slow togetherness makes this a very mutable position. And every little variation feels incredible.
Create your own!
I think the key to successful sexy times, with any penis size or body type, isn’t necessarily about memorizing every step of a complicated position; it’s about understanding what makes those positions feel great. When you’re dealing with a less-than-sizable penis, you want to make sure to focus on deep penetration, lots of sexy foreplay and as much mid-coitus clitoral stimulation as possible. With these basics, feel free to get creative. It will certainly at least be fun to experiment.