15 Creative Do-it-Yourself Gifts For Valentine’s Day

This Valentine’s Day get crafty outside of the bedroom by thinking about grade school. Yup—grade school! Remember when most of us got those little cards in school saying something like Be My Valentine or Your Secret Admirer often shaped within a big red heart? This Valentine’s Day think about building, creating and making something more sentimental, silly or cute rather than giving something expensive, wrapped and packaged by an anonymous sales clerk.

These crafty ideas will get you to get out of the commercial box and gives you a new perspective on what you might feel is a silly or cute gift to give. Combine these ideas, and always create your own wrapping paper!

Gift your “Mistress”
Put some of your lady's favorite sexual attire (stuff she already has) in a gift box. Put a note on top with instructions; wear the black 4 inch heel sandals which will never come off, the red see-through dress with lace that will, and the long haired wig that might. Be dressed by 7:30 P.M. and address it, “Don’t let my girlfriend know”.

Create a blow up doll
I actually did this. Match the doll with his fantasy girl, actress, model or porn star. Stick a balloon right behind her head for him to blow up. Print off pictures from the internet of her face, breast, booty, legs and clothes. Then package it having Blow up Doll written all over the box plus Discreet Delivery. Express post it to his workplace.

Be of Service
For her: Be his Grease Monkey girl for Valentine’s Day weekend. For him: Be her Assistant Chef in her kitchen. Or the other way around; we don't want to be gender stereotypical!

Herbal kits
Visit a greenhouse. They usually have kits for the in-home types from passionate lavender to different types of basil for cooking. There are also sprouting kits for broccoli, bean or alfalfa sprouts and wheatgrass for the “foodie” in your life. On the note write: “For our future...dinners together”.

Support your flowers
Vases and ceramic planters that you can decorate with paint, do! Find antique cups and saucers and plant her favorite flower in it. Plant a single rose inside his favorite beer bottle. Take the label off and write his pet name on it.

Give sweetie a toy compass
Attach a note that says, “I’ll never be lost, without you”.

Give her candy jewelry
Go to a specialty shop where you can find her favorite candy treats already made into a ring, necklace, bracelets or you can make them yourself. Then put them in a real fancy jewelry box.

Craft your own cards
Make them with wrappers of their favorite gum, candy or photos of their favorite band, singer, actress or porn star. Write your own words or borrow from their favorite TV show or comedian.

Chocolates, cup cakes and cakes
Places that offer sexy molds like breasts and penises can help you make highly suggestive edibles! Put a new twist on their love of chocolate cake that they'll never forget.

Write/sing poetry
Rap it. Record them and give to your sweetheart.

Create a candle
Go to your local craft store and buy a candle making kit. Combine it with some basic knowledge about essential oils like lavender for her and pumpkin and vanilla for him. Remember a holder or saucer for it.

Personal massage oils
I’ve done this before. I took a half-day crash course on essential oils and lotions. I learned how to mix up oils for body massages. I made a label with his name on it, a personal message and a voucher for three free massages.

Camp? Outside
Leave a basket or small suitcase at his bedside with a card saying, “Some of my favorite things…” Inside put things like a sleeping bag, condoms, a sex toy, flashlight, water bottle, and put in your favorite thong. Add a note that reads, “Let’s visit our favorite spot—outside”.

Silly Sexy Fashion
Sew or build from an existing sock a dick-huggie for him. For her, put together a bra made with padded material with glitter, two strings of pearls for its straps, and two heart-shaped cups.

Play with new rules
Play nude Frisbee, or a board game with new rules with built in sexual favors every time you pass go or win a round of poker.

By Paige_Me